I had my first big take of the Kansas City Chiefs 2026 season.
This would formerly be known as Dirk's Big Thing on Amateur Hour. However, now that I'm a father of a two week old, this is more of a Dirk's Useless Thing Dangling Between His Legs.
I was thinking about how Patrick Mahomes' injury might change his game in 2026...
[buzzes in]
Me: Mahomes will look to run less this year (ohhh good answer, good answer)
Steve Harvey: "Top answer on the board! Would you like to pass or play?"
Me: What kinda dumbass question is that Steve? Who would ever pass? Why you even asking?
Which got me to thinking about Mahomes in 2025, when he ran more than he ever has before. The reasons for this are abundant: